richard tells a story about how jared thinks richard is weird for owning a hair brush, and jared explained that he simply runs his fingers through his hair to get it right
richard *aimed at an absent jared*: what the…? you genetic freak! i can accept you being really tall, and extremely handsome. but perfect hair? just go straight down to hell!
i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”